Want to lose 8 pounds in four days (not including water weight)?
Want diet motivation you can't ignore?
Do I have the answer for YOU!
This amazing new diet system is called GALLBLADDER DISEASE!*
It's so simple, even a glutton like me can understand it!
Eating food = Moderate nausea, mild to moderate abdominal pain
Eating fatty food = Moderate to severe nausea, vomiting AND severe, unrelenting upper gastric pain
No food other than toast + severe nausea and vomiting = 8 pounds + 4 pounds water weight lost in ONLY FOUR DAYS!
Plus, it comes with an optional, most-expenses-paid** trip to a very clean room with expert caregivers ready to check on your well-being every four hours, and to take care of your every need with a simple push of a button!***
*Not recommended for anyone I actually like
**By insurance, if you have it
*** Bring your own pillow with a colored pillowcase, as theirs are always kind of flat and hard
Saturday, June 10, 2006
An Offer You Probably Should Refuse
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Oh no! I thought it was just your computer.
I will send you some mental solvent energy and wubba. Do you need anything tangible from New York?
Omgoodness, I hope you feel better soon.
I think I'll stick to the cabbage soup/grapefruit diet.
OUCH. Hope you're feeling better...
Yeah, my sister just had her gallbladder removed after suffering from this problem for over 4 years. She could just think about having a glass of milk and her ass would explode.
The first few months after surgery she was pretty bad off, but she is now 7 months post-op and doing great.
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