Get Out The Vote

Today, the mail carrier rang my bell because he had a package for me that wouldn't fit in the mailbox. He complimented me on my yard signs, and proceeded to go into a rant on that "fucking idiot Bush", expressing his confusion as to why anyone would even consider voting for him. This from a man with a mullet. As my friend Carlos says, when Bush has lost the mullet vote, there is little hope for him. I hope that is true.